Janet Jade is locked out of her apartment so she does the logical thing: She knocks on her neighbor's door, invites herself in, sits on his bed and takes off her top to show off her sensational sucklers. Life is good and going to get better. Because you're an accommodating guy, you let Janet milk your dick. The things you do for your neighbors. Sounds far-fetched? Girls like Janet have to live somewhere. Who says it can't be next door to you? I have this recurring fantasy that Janet's going to call us one day and say she wants to return to SCORE and do a boy-girl scene. And then the alarm clock goes off. "Obviously, I know what you guys are doing when you're looking at my pictures, but I find that flattering," Janet said. "I'm sure a lot of men think I'm special because of my boobs, but there are other special things about me. I guess there's a part of me that's shy and doesn't want a lot of attention, but then there's a part of me that likes to be admired."