We had the pleasure of sitting down with the beautiful, adventurous, sexy and down-to-Earth Melody. Here are some excerpts from an interview we had with this 45-year-old sexpot. Let's start with some fun! If time were frozen for 24 hours, what would you do? Where would you go? "Oh, that is fun! If I was the only person able to move around, I'd definitely do something mischievous and prank some friends. I would probably drink wine and strip people naked so when they woke up, they'd be super confused. I might take a peek at some guys' cocks that I'm curious about. There's a guy at work who I'm pretty sure has a huge hog, but he's married and I can't ask to see it. It sounds like you have a good sense of humor. What makes you laugh? "Dad jokes, animals with an unusually high sense of self-esteem and social media memes." What kinds of things make you horny? "Seeing a crush performing or doing something really well. Like, playing music or giving a presentation. Confidence turns me on.