Welcome to Club Terri, run by Terri Jane and starring Terri Jane. Hosted by Terri Jane and narrated by Terri Jane. At this club, Terri Jane's lovely pair of coconuts are the star attractions. This beachside paradise suits Terri Jane just fine compared to the chill of the UK. "I love the beach. We could take a blanket and we could sit there and drink champagne and eat strawberries together and watch the sun set. That would be a dream if a guy did that for me. I would love it." What's the first thing guys ask Terri Jane to do if given the opportunity? "First they ask me to get my boobs out and then they want me to bounce them up and down. Then they like me to get on top of them and drop my breasts on their face and jiggle them around a bit. Men like jiggling and bouncing boobs."
