Our Funny Valentine

I could tell you a few things about Jenna Valentine: California girl...goth chick...Valley girl...SCORE and Voluptuous Girl. But this time, let's hear from her. ON WHO SHE GOT HER BOOBS FROM: "I am a 36H! I don't know how this happened. I'd like to thank the Academy and my good genes. I've had big boobs since fourth grade. I had D-cups by age 11. (Writing that made me feel creepy, and now I think Chris Hansen is behind me.) Anyway, I have no idea where these came from. No one in my family has big boobs. I am the only one. My mom (who's a MILF by the way, guys!) is super petite. She's 5 feet tall and 100 pounds. Now you know where I get my epic height from!) But my boobs? No idea. I just text-messaged my grandma and asked her if I was in some sort of nuclear accident area when I was born." ON BEING A BEHIND-CLOSED-DOORS NUDIST: "I love to be naked. I will lay naked in bed, eat naked in bed and do a bunch of other stuff while I am naked in bed." ON OTHER WOMEN: "I'm totally into chicks.