"I've yet to meet anyone in porn who isn't kind and nice and hasn't been helpful," super-busty MILF Billi Bardot said. "I love it. I can't say that about everyday life everywhere else." Let's address the first part of Billi's statement: Of course everyone in porn is nice to Billi. Just look at her! What Billi perceives as nice might be the result of every guy around her having a raging hard-on. Now let's address the second part of Billi's statement: I have a hard time imagining that every guy she meets isn't falling all over himself to be nice to her. We asked Billi, "What's the longest amount of time that a guy has ever held a door open for you, waiting for you?" And she said, "Minutes. I'll feel bad. He'll be standing there holding the door for me, and I'm like, 'Yeah, I'll be there in two minutes!' I do love men who maintain a traditional male role. I like to have doors opened for me. I like to have chairs pulled out for me. I love flowers. I guess I'm very traditional small-towny in that sense.
