"Officer Angelina Verdi is making the rounds of her beat and enters a public men's room. She's gotten reports about a pervert sighting. Seems there's some stranger with a copy of Voluptuous magazine causing a disturbance. Officer Angelina sneaks in quietly and observes the perp choking the chicken. She busts him right there, grabs the magazine out of his hand, throws it to the floor, and hauls his ass over to the station house. She'll get a commendation for this. After checking to make sure that the perp is not a politician or a celebrity actor subject to instant immunity from prosecution, Officer Angelina offers the cuffed and seated perp several options. The last option is no-fault rehabilitation, administered personally by Officer Angelina. ""Perverts like you shouldn't be jacking off in a corner,"" the officer informs the perp as she lowers herself to his level.
