"It's another beautiful day in the neighborhood and 48-year-old Victoria Vale hears a knock on her door. ""Oh, it's you again,"" she says to the guy at the door, who's easily young enough to be her son. ""This is like the third time you've come to visit me."" Now, these are the facts: Hot, sexy, big-titted MILFs have to live somewhere, and wherever they live, somebody's going to be living next door (unless they live in the forest or a deserted island). The guy has something on his mind. ""You look a lot like Victoria Vale,"" he says. Hmmm...what gave it away? The blond hair? The ginormous tits? The nipples poking through her top? ""I am Victoria Vale,"" she says. ""Maybe today is your lucky day."" Maybe? There ain't no maybes about it. It's a dream come true for him that's about to get even better because she's going to stuff her huge tits in his face and then suck and fuck his cock. What a life! The only people we get to live next to are grumpy old men and sexless spinsters.