"I once wrote, ""Don't try to figure out why Victoria Vale's cardigan buttons don't pop off or why her bra hooks don't bend. It's a miracle of modern engineering that Miss Vale's bra doesn't fly into the camera lens."" Victoria is a total super-busty Amazon. She guestimates her breast weight at about six pounds each. I'd love to see her just shopping or out and about wearing a tight sweater and miniskirt. ""My current favorite brand of bra is Curvy Kate,"" Victoria Vale told me. ""They are fantastic! I like unpadded, see-through or lacy bras that are beautiful and sexy while really showing off my breast size and cleavage. I have gotten fitted before, but with that brand, I can reliably know what size to order."" I'll be direct about it. I was envious of Brick Danger and Nicky Rebel when they each got to fuck this fantasy woman. Victoria could be the inspiration for an Otis Sweat painting in SCOREmagazine. ""It was always a fantasy, bucket-list of mine to model nude for a magazine.
