"40SOMETHINGMAG.COM DISCLAIMER: If you break into someone's house, chances are you are not going to get a blow job from the occupant. She is most likely not going to be a tight little blonde with big tits and a shaved snatch, and she is most likely not going to let you hammer her pussy in all kinds of porno positions. There is a 99.999999% chance that she's going to call the police and you're going to end up in jail, where the only action you're going to get is from some guy named Bolt in the shower room. So what can we say about JMac other than that he got lucky? In this scene, he breaks into 47-year-old Brianna Wildman's house. She's hanging out in a little pink tank top and a G-string. She hits him over the head with a vase. Bad news for JMac, right? She ties him to her bed. More bad news for JMac, right? Wrong. Brianna stuffs her tits in his face and starts sucking his cock. Apparently, crime does pay. But, like we said, JMac got lucky.
