"""I've been dating the guy in this video for a couple of months. He's great! But a couple of weeks back, he came to me and told me that we needed to talk. I thought he was going to break up with me! He was super-serious. He was like, 'Listen. I haven't told you something, but I shot a couple of adult movies a while back. I don't know if you're okay with that, but I really like you and I felt like you should know.' I was totally okay with it! In fact, I've always wanted to make a porno. It's always been my number one masturbation fantasy. When I told him that I wanted to make a movie with him, he knew exactly who to call! Thanks for making my dream come true! I hope I can make some other things cum, too!"""
