L.A. Fitness

Kandi Quinn is a friendly neighbor. She shows up in our studs backyard looking to hang out and have a good time, but he is in the middle of a predicament. He just found out that his gym is not going to let him keep working out on credit. But he is broke, so how is he going to build up that bod of his? Luckily, he is a resourceful guy. He looks at Kandi and has a bright idea. He asks her how tall she is and how much she weighs. She says about five feet and 100 pounds wet. It may be a little light for him, but it will do. He grabs onto her and uses her as a weight, getting a full workout in. But now he needs his cardio, and there is no treadmill in sight. So, he figures he might as well have Kandi finish the job. He mounts her like he would mount a bike in cycling class, pumping and pumping as they both get their heart rate up. Then he slides her back and forth on his strong schlong in a nice, controlled motion. Finally, he finishes on her face, but forgets to do a wipe down. That is a gym foul, dude!