Case #7906116 - July 15th, 4:45 PM. Suspect is an adolescent female with brown hair. She refuses to identify herself, but after some interrogation, the Officer discovers the suspect’s real name is Rebecca Vanguard. The Officer double confirms that the suspect has hidden stolen goods inside her vaginal cavity. The rest of this case is classified.
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