Molly Stewart wakes up in a place she’s never been before, greeted by a woman she’s never seen before: Abigail Mac, who explains to Molly that she died, and is now living in Heaven. Molly isn’t quite ready to leave her earthly life behind, however, and is determined to find out how she died. Finally, Abigail tells her the truth: she died from masturbating to a cucumber, which, as it turns out, she’s quite allergic to. Well, Molly is distraught – what an embarrassing legacy to leave! Wise Abigail knows exactly how to comfort this nervous newbie.
