Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for more.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British MILF, orders two large Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery guy arrives, she decides she'd rather have his cock than dinner. She invites him in and opens the pizza box, checking for artichokes. "I'm sure there's something I could choke on," she says. "Come with me." The thing is, he doesn't speak her language and doesn't understand a word she says...until she says, "I would really love to fuck you." "Fuck" is one of those words everyone understands. So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where she sucks his dick, hops on top of it, rides it hard and jacks him onto her pretty face. The pizza's getting cold, but that's what microwaves are for. And what are pizza delivery guys for? To fuck sexy MILFs. At least that's the impression I've gotten from a lifetime of watching porn. Fast poll: Who gets more porn pussy? A. Pizza delivery guys B. Cable guys C. Plumbers D. Electricians Anyway, about Pandora. She's from Luton, which is north of London.