Miss Bailey Santanna, "the world's greatest girlfriend," is back working as a maid in a reenactment ripped from today's headlines! (The news items we read are only about big-chested women.) She enters a guest's room not knowing the guest is in the bathroom. Bailey finds a stained copy of Voluptuous magazine under the bedspread. Instead of cleaning, Bailey sits on the bed and looks through it. She begins to touch her massive hooters as she reads, flipping the sticky pages and looking at the photos of the beautiful bra-busters. Bailey begins rubbing one out on the bed. Just then, the guest enters the room and discovers this hottie wanking off on his bed. Shocked at being caught, Bailey begs him not to tell her supervisor. The guest, having hit the boob lottery with this bosomy room cleaner, comforts Bailey, and sits on the bed with her. "I can't believe how big their tits are," says Bailey about the models. Hah! It takes one to know one. "You like tits like this?" she asks. "I do," he says.