Cum watch me teach my very first martial arts class in my hometown of Karlsvania. I've spent 2 seasons in the hexagon perfecting these techniques and now I've chosen to share them with all you basic bitches. That's right. Even you can acquire the cat-like reflexes necessary to fight like a Pro! I'm offering a special deal this week only. Fellas bring your girlfriends in and I'll teach them my self-defense program for half off. That's right, I'll give them one on one attention while you wait in the car. No girlfriend is too unattractive to need self-defense training. Trust me, it's a jungle out there and lucky for you I'm here to teach not only self-defense but self-respect.
