Unfortunately, this is not the next President of the USA, the next senator, congresswoman or even the next county commissioner. We'd be backing Maggie Green all the way if the blonde fili-buster decided to run for public office. But a breast-man can still dream of better government one day. Where does Maggie stand on the following issues? Sex on the first date: "Sure, if it feels right. But I would never do it if it was with a guy that I really thought I could have a relationship with." Masturbation: "I love my Hitachi Magic Wand." Sexual positions: "I like a lot of positions. I don't really have a favorite. It depends on my mood." We're not sure if this last statement is flip-flopping on the issue but whatever Maggie says is fine with us. Vote for Maggie! She'll make all of your dreams come true.