This is the story about a woman who can't find her cell phone. Sounds boring, right? Well, boring it definitely isn't. The woman is Janet Mason, a 54-year-old wife, mom and porn star, and she's wearing a tight, short skirt and no panties when she goes looking for her phone, bending over, giving us nice views of her ass and pussy. She's giving a guy nice views of her ass and pussy, too, although she doesn't know it until she turns around and sees him eyeing her. "You pervert," she says. "Have you been standing there all this time?" Uh, sorry? Not? This means trouble, right? Wrong. "I can't get out of here without finding my keys and taking care of that," she says. By that, she means the guy's hard-on. She takes care of that by sucking it and taking it in her hairy pussy. And since most of this scene was shot P.O.V.-style, you're the lucky perv who gets to fuck her and cum all over her tits. Now where were those keys?
