When Minka is your Lady...

This scene is really a dream scenario. Just imagine: You look out the window and one of your favorite porn stars ever is moving in next door. Not some noisy 20-year-olds. Not some dirtbags who'll never water their lawn and are gonna blast music at all hours of the evening. Minka. The world's bustiest Asian. A girl who will one day be a member of the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame. Minka is 33 years older than the guy she's with here. His name is Peter. He steps outside his house and spots a woman with super-mega-giant knockers taking boxes out of a car and bringing them into the house next door. He recognizes her immediately. He runs over, losing his mind but seizing the moment. Minka is about to get more boxes when she hears Peter knocking on the door. He stammers that he's a huge fan and asks if she needs help. Minka asks him if he means the boxes or with "these," putting her hands on her tits. She tells him to move the boxes to another room and also tells him to keep his eyes on the boxes, not her chest.