The Anal King

I'm Harper Maddoxx. I'm 34, brunette, fun sized at 4 ft. 11 in. and a mix of Thai and Mexican - so basically a bomb fusion taco truck of a person. I have a degree in Marketing and really enjoy making food for others- I put on music, blues, rock, or techno, and dance in the kitchen as I whip something up from food I grow in my garden. For fun in the summer I am road tripping to music festivals or wakesurfing on my local desert lake, and in the winter I chase snow for snowboarding. I'm a voracious reader and Halloween is my favorite holiday. The next thing I want to learn how to do is skydive as I like sports with high adrenaline, and I can probably beat you at air hockey.