"One time I went to a movie with this guy and about 30 minutes into it, I told him I would be offended if he didn't let me take him back to the car and suck his dick," said 52-year-old wife, mother and grandmother Halcyon Gold, who's back for her second round of action at 50PlusMILFs.com. "I did, and when I was done, I climbed on top of his lap and rode him really good!" You have to love a woman who's actually offended when she doesn't get to suck your dick and fuck you, especially when that woman is married. But Halcyon, who's from a small town in North Carolina, is not your average woman. Not at all. "I wouldn't really classify myself as a swinger, however, me and my partner have always been open about our wants and needs," she said. "There may have been a time or two where a friend may have come over and we were drinking some wine and I pulled her pants down and started eating her out." So, yeah, she's into cock and pussy. "I masturbate pretty often.